I don't like Middleness!
I'm tired of people making fun of me for my Middle West connection.
(When we were planning to move from Princeton, NJ, to Iowa City, IA, back in my native territory, a friend exclaimed, "I would rather die than live in the Middle West!")
I don't feel good about being Middle Class
inhabiting the Temperate Zone
living moderately
even sitting in the Midde of a restaurant.
On a questionnaire, I answer
"Strongly agree" or "Strongly disagree"
Middle-of-the-roader?
Could cause a traffic accident
Fence-sitter?
Could topple over
Different shades of gray?
Black or white is neater
Lukewarm people?
"God spews them out of His mouth"
Revelation 3:16
You say "Trying"?
Shit or get off the pot
I'm glad my home is not in the Middle of the triplex!
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